Friday Funnies

Today's edition of Friday Funnies is coming right from my own house! First for a quick recap, I moved from a city to a small town last September. A definite change of pace, but one that I was ready for at that time. Fast forward almost one year to the day...

The Welcome Wagon (aka one lady looking for gossip) showed up at the door. Better late then never? Anyway, she handed me some flowers, some papers, and some gift certificates from the four various businesses in town. I nodded and smiled and did my best to avoid her obviously prodding questions and she soon left me alone.

This is when I started going through all the papers to see what goodies were there. Of course, I couldn't resist taking a picture of the flowers she brought me...



But wait, what is that in front of the flowers? It was a blank postcard that came with my welcome package. I guess to send to someone you forgot to tell that you moved? Let's take a closer look at that postcard shall we?



No, you're not seeing things. That is a postcard of a bunch of dead birds! Curiosity got the best of me and I flipped the card over...



Well thank goodness this is a duck and goose hunter's hunting paradise. Just what I've always looked for in a home! It honestly doesn't get much more redneck than this!

Just had to share and let you all join in the laughter of what I've gotten myself into. *sigh*