Yes, you read that title right. And yes, that is what today's topic is all about. The supernatural power of my boobs. Then again, not just the power of my boobs, apparently the power of ALL female boobs. Sorry men, those perogie boobs you're sporting just aren't going to cut it! So what on god's green earth could have inspired me to write a posting about mammeries? Check it out here.
That's right ladies, who knew our lovely lady junk held so much power! According to this nutjob we have the power to bring on catastrophic world events just by baring some skin! Oh the power. How did we never figure this out before? Someone ticks you off? Show some skin and make the earth beneath their feet crumble. Guy never calls after a first date? Show off those boobies and make him regret it! We can rule the world. I mean...I always knew we could, but now some radical fundamentalist has confirmed it.
But what if it actually works? I mean...what if we all show some skin on Monday and something actually happens. Hmmm...we would have those radical fundamentalists shaking in their slippers. That's right, no more high oil prices or we bare all! Don't piss us off! Women in your country not allowed to vote, own property, or go out unescorted in public? Us Westerners are coming and we're bringing our boobs!
I for one don't really need an excuse to show some cleavage especially now that hormones have set in and I'm pretty much busting (pun intended) out of my C-cups, but I'll definitely be rockin' the cleavage come Monday! Who's with me?
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LOL! You crack me up! That is awesome. If only we had that kind of power... I think we would all be getting a lot more of what we wanted!!
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