2. I can count the number of men I’ve had sex with on
3. I have never broken a promise that I “pinky swore” on.
4. I have a newly discovered fetish for shoes. Yes, I’ve always been a late bloomer.
5. I love to cook and bake but don’t have the attention span for it.
6. I have an incredible ability to fall asleep anywhere at any given time.
7. My jaw is double jointed. This fact should help me change my stats in #2.
8. I never wanted to be a princess in a fairy tale. I wanted to be the poor girl who spent her days wandering in the woods daydreaming.
9. I would only need three more years of school to be a lawyer. I still can’t decide if it’s worth the effort.
10. I’ve never owned a brand new car.
11. I think Walmart is an excellent place to go. If you want to find examples of people who should not be allowed to reproduce.
12. I’m more of a “hippy” then most people realize. More on that in a later post!
13. I like my dogs more than I like most people.
14. I was in gymnastics for 14 years. You’d think this would have helped my stats in #2.
15. I have gone 5 days without showering before. Yes, it was disgusting, and yes, I would do it again.
16. I love working out to the point of collapse-on-the-floor-exhaustion.
17. If I could have lunch with one celebrity it would be Martin Sheen.
18. I think men who cheat on their wives/girlfriends with multiple women (I’m looking at you Tiger) don’t have a “sex addiction” as much as they have an inferiority complex. It doesn’t make you “the man.” It makes you the idiot!
19. I love “to do” lists.
20. I would tear up a “to do” list that someone else did for me.
21. I would love to take a pole dancing class. Ironically, this has nothing to do with changing the stats of #2.
22. I believe that any group of people that has a 5-point majority and still doesn’t control the political agenda is spending a little too much time trying to figure out how to get a man to commit.
23. If I could travel (safely) to anywhere in the world I would go to the Middle East.
24. If I could know the future I would never look.
25. I don’t believe that chocolate is a substitute for sex. Whoever started that rumor was having some really bad sex.
I have taken a pole dancing class and it was so much fun. My upper body has never been so sore and I learned a lap dance routine :) I went to vegas with a group of girls and we all took the class....fantastic!
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