Too many hormones

So apparently this is another indication that I'm having a girl. "If you find yourself very moody and temperamental you could be having a girl as that is twice the levels of hormones in your body." Not sure how much faith I put in that one, but I am definitely bitchy! Some days are like my worst days of PMS. Seriously...I can't even stand to be around myself! So on that note, here is my little rant for today. I've been storing it up for awhile. All those little annoying things that tick me off to no end...

~ If you want to be famous or a celebrity leave the camera/video camera out of the bedroom at all times. Needless to say the pictures/video will resurface at the most inopportune time. Have we not learned anything from past examples? Speaking of which...

~ Kendra Wilkinson. Ok, where to start? You were a stripper, a playboy model and Hugh Hefner's girlfriend. Do you really think anyone was at all shocked when a sex tape with you in it came out? Yes, yes, I know...you've moved past all that. You're a wife and a mother now. The tearful "woe is me" speeches on tv did not get you any sympathy. If anything they were viewed as publicity for said sex tape. I mean, you did make a ton of money off it didn't you? Then that whole "my husband is going to leave me if these tapes come out." I call BS! You know that inside every man is a 13 year old boy right? You guys got together and he want running to his friends saying: "Dude, I just scored with a Playboy model!" The only reason he's upset about the tapes is because he's not in them. Then again, if he was, that wouldn't have been nearly as scandalous. Do us all a favor...move on already!

~ If one more person knowingly smirks at me when I tell them I'm tired and says: "Oh just wait till the little one gets here." I am going to give them an atomic wedgie (when the underwear literally comes over the top of the head). I haven't had a decent nights sleep in over a year. The nightmares that I have would make Stephen King shake in his boots. Do you honestly think for one minute I am going to mind being woken up by a healthy baby's cry? It will be music to my ears and I will gladly get out of bed for it every time. And yes, you can quote me on that.

~ Facebook/Twitter updates. Some people have nothing going on in their life. Seriously. I could care less if "now you are brushing your teeth." If you don't have anything more interesting to post then your bathroom/hygiene habits, then don't post! ARGH!

~ Canadian politics: I'll spare everyone the entire post I was going to do on this and sum it up here instead. Prime Minister Harper: Quit looking for problems where they don't exist. Sit down, keep your conservative tendencies to yourself and do what the country supposedly elected you to do...Lead! Jack Layton: The NDP party is so out of touch it's not even funny anymore. Quit going on tv talking about how banks shouldn't be charging user fees for atm's. If you have nothing better to comment on then why are you leading a national party? Michael Ignatieff: You are floundering. Yes, you inherited a sinking ship but you're not helping matters. Learn the proper slang for marijuana. If the Liberal party ever hopes to win back the house you've got to step up your game. Call me...I'll help. (Only partly kidding about that last one)

~ Men: You do realize that with the invention of sex toys and IVF we actually don't need to date/marry you at all right? Make an effort.

Whew! I feel better. That should hold me for a couple of weeks :)